Gaming Technology

The God of YouTube Comes to Town

God of You Tube

Felix Kjellberg, more commonly known as PewDiePie is the world’s biggest You Tube star. His debut book of inspirology- ‘this Book Loves You’ resulted in round the block queues of teens and accompanying parents in Manchester and London. They queued for four or five hours for a selfie, a fist bump and a signed copy. This is my own creative gift to the Creator.

The New Messiah

We don’t take gold or frankincense
for this new coming
the Prince of gaming;
instead we clutch our phones.
He checks anxiously for bars
while I kill time on mine
for virtually an eternity.
We shift our feet, perhaps
a thousand deep, curling round
tram laced streets,
creating puddles of
saturated selfies, a wave of
matchstalk mums and dads
like me, and excited teens
like him, waiting
for a blessing from
the bro of all bro’s.
With a new book of wisdom
this much the saviour knows;
This Book Loves You.
Take a slice or two
of inspiring quotes,
‘Why be yourself
when you can be a margherita
“Everyone loves pizza!”’

We have eleven seconds
in the presence of the maker
no photo taker needed
I stand unheeded
as the creator poses
for a bro army selfie,
with just another of his fifty
million disciples,
but this one I created
in my own image.
He hands him his new bible
a pre-paid gift
of PewDie Inspirology.
We are swept along
back into the streets.
In love; he leaves,
in hope; he quickly flicks
through the glossy book
of his new beliefs
while I’m flooded with relief.

About the author

Kirstie Pelling

Kirstie is the creative force and chief poet in residence of poetinmotion.org She is available for residencies, as a conference poet and wedding poet. She is also co-founder of The Family Adventure Project and a regular contributor to many online travel communities.

About Author

Kirstie Pelling

Kirstie is the creative force and chief poet in residence of poetinmotion.org She is available for residencies, as a conference poet and wedding poet. She is also co-founder of The Family Adventure Project and a regular contributor to many online travel communities.

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